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This is a long journey around india from south to north on a royal enfield motorbike.

To both tourist places and random inbetween up blind alley places.


might call it a mid life crisis pilgrimage

Although the crisis has kinda always been there...

But thats the way the fat lady sings in the supermarket of extinction n renewel..

Go well my son

Words like quim long wonder up start

Wont occur often..

But then again ...i controll your attention.

So anything happens

As it does.INDIA as

Anarcho chaos field of fall apart trashbag primitivism cartoon religeon greed death hungry 

Innocent child heart

On motoscooter

Is a short sub title for any one wanting to refrence this in there phd thesis.

 (i do naked interviews for 500$ )

karelais a socialist state ..meaning the worlds only democraticly voted communist state....also indias predominant christian colony from portogese n english 2017 LULU mall indias largest indoor complex to here..apparently this means a progressive attitude...

I cant quite fathom the paradoxs of global capitalism brand fetishism of monoculture..

And democratic communism..


The planets a mystery son !

as are the apes..

But the heart light..

Flow with the traffic rubbish n mysterys.

The little guy is kinda supportd by th local governmnt...a few traditional art things like tabla citar concert.

..also no smokeing in public no nice vibe !  

The rubbish fires sux ass tho...bad foul satan incence.


PAPA NOEL burnings in fort kochin. A hybrid indian cathlic zone...hordes of rabid sober young males partying like a suger rush...burning th wiker man.! Sooper fun. Then in alleys they burn there own santa effergys. ...burn th man! (Images

And kathakali trad pantomime with complex sign hand language. Basicly this demon chops up his lady..dont know why...? Some backwater canoe sailing...tourist tour. Saw cottage industry co op industry...and artist run space called B . C. backyard civilisation... backyard civ

Emit getting a toy drum lesson..before the big parade.

White man cometh!

And cometh...(but isnt portugeese misionry..)

We went to this fishing beach and talked with locals on the rocky pier ...why were we tourists here? So far from the bar n cafe....haha

We went off on our scooters down the line..innprep fer a more major away mission to th tea n tiger hills...battling thru th small roads..flowing around potholes..cows..busses bearing down named infant jesus..ect...

Shambly ancient modern nowness n child smile motobike mini vrooms.

Plush homestay in hill town munnar...hyper tour guide man ...fee rides...egg toast bfast...

Top station scooty rides pothole buss overtske on blind corner 

Might is right on ya ...logo is..

We the romance kings!

Stop fer coconut near th eucalipt forrest monkey and dam...100 tarpaulin gift shops selling same crap...

Boy deftly whak whak whak off top of coco nut..still all fingers!

Nice drink scoop flesh from inside..

Tonight indiginous amcient  martial art dance...on way waterfall n spice farm...

And i got sick...

Its innitiation...over stimulation..

And travel..

Stayin bed..pain draw into inturnal..


Perceiveing perceiver

The guy sneezeung perhaps

Selking the deepfryed chilli pepper..

The waterd down lassi ?

Cant be helped.

Yesterday...up to largest karela..


Sheer bluffs...home to a rare thar..and 12 year only blue flowering brush...( amidst the roadside maggi n omlette chai stalls from mad max..)

Increadably ameanable kind n pleasent...pple call out to scooty riders..hullo hullo!

The childlike joy n fun in everyone is increadable.


Deep cut gorge...

Dolmins n shonkey rock art by this ancient primitive..

On " built like a gun"  royal enfield classic..

We pay trek..


Leopard poo!

MAD 11 hour



Big temple...

road warrior flows

Mountain road..bus swing out wide

Horn as force field

"Please sound!"

Drives at night...brave soul

Uses the force

And pothole chicken cow pig


Flow with the critters..

He found coffee..! So can make his own.

Local mountain growen. 

Not milk suger weak nescafe...

1200 year hindu complex temple.

Golden piller...

Meditation group inside

Pass by old man in backroom..

Pay for blessing..stank of urine..

Sounds like religeon to me

Meditation loverly

Gentle body awareness

Light in heart



Then...anything else youve ever done..forget.

I the only way

But but...this similer to qi gong i say

He say..

You do my way or leave!

I was just enjoying this light in my heart

And comes down t a controll heirachy realy.

Just like qi gong!

Haha..human politics ego n power.

Or male heirachy?

In this one instance i see the whole problem..

I leave confused annoyed . Briefly however i was meditating in 1200 year old living a ritualistic cave of stains n encoded dirt preyer majic n belief..intent will n humility of astronomical mystical past science integreated sci wisdom.

Family domestic tourism trinket sales fever 

And snaks always snaks!


Cop on gate had automatic weopon..but very friendly...

In this city in tamil nadu they celibrate pongu

A ancient fertility harvest fest

Where some sects ...fight handsome our pal here.

Some cold mountain incubate bacterial infection in warm humid kochi.

..hustle the corner...

My friend

My friend

My friend

Stay in cashmere..some yes.

Talking..cough cough..splutter.

Like israli bike guy selling crap tank


We...ble vhess in ambient corners..poetic solar cafe

Art biennale library...meets..

Contemporary emerging.

The whole place organic installation..

Kali temple..salt pile

Chai tea..poured in air...chippatti dough spun thin..

Input hot dirt in lungs..

...arcane motobike deals..offers

Registrations certificstes

Big numbers like 80 000 rupee


Cautious..and....steady research.

Recycle plastic yard..boat fishing dock

Converted gallery warehouse

Chats with the muslim arvo gents about communism..n art gallerys..

Water storm damage on new pier fort cochin

Uru gallery....climate photo essay between russia sudan n karela india...

The dude on the classic white 1978 bullet..with handmade custom exhaust..pure metal!..thup thup

 40 kph thru donky goat road

Tryin t sell..i been asking round fer a week now...

Cy thonmbly eat ya heart out..graphiti outside hospital.

Like interviewing fer wife..but..more not to die in india realy.

Kali willing.

Was out in th boonies..bought m phd film chum in mollywood a chai n fryd thing.

Was instantly engufed by loveing school boys all wanting me to buy them one.

Cept i asked what there dads did..real estate i was told. Sigh..i buy rich kids fryd things.

This guy is a craft emporium sales guy. This guy not too bad...a state employee. Th tuk tuk guys take ya to these places and get payed to do so. 200rps a head.

Once inside..aladdins cave of desireable consumerable carved n woven handicraft.

And dont repeat dont...

Engage the carpet guy...they will hypnotise you with there performance...



There cashmere family hand labouring your silk thousands of years ago...

...even if true...the pure theatre.

Ove had it four times now...

There trained to perform this....its something.

I tend to feel cornerd like a fly. Break th spell by walking out.


But i offer to tuk tuk friend..who test drives my bike options as a veterin. I kinda like the average small hustler...they more human. Maybe about class?

Dunno...tuk tuk dudes humble...bottom of th pile service 

Observe people all day...locals. the pple selling stuff..

Are also the culture..ironicly. 


has a "love marrage"

And therws 28 familys down there that need my help

Cos i met him 30 secs ago.

Indeed his daughter was glowing.

The old...scrabble in dirt lime children..gibbering

Pple my age bath in trash maranaded stagnant water..

While proudly declareing cleanliness..

I did notice a public toilet with officious language on it declareing no open defication in the street

But the guys seem to there checkerd mini skirt

N do something with there private parts..

Yoof tear off to the river..kavery 

Thats very low..

And gather sacks of sand...for the loophole economy fer middle eastern development...cement.

As theres is salty of course.

The chaps get 50 roops a sack. About a doller .

En masse i suppose a oil fed condo complex could be built..

Meanwhile...earnest christian indians tell me about vedic tradition and jesus corrolations at the shanti vannam ashram.

Where eucharist freeks me out with th auto hypnotic group think

But seems appropriate in a medieval mind world

Strung out between forces

Of global capital n science occult materialism.

The who am i of vedic historys

The why do we suffer of bhuddist theologys

The ecological..biochemicle hazard of burning rubbish..n 

The man with the cheezels!!

And theme park idolitry!

And modern cop comedy scary movie haunted house psycho mumma KALI right wing hindu mytho politic propaganda